The unusually readable version.
A personal website
This is my personal, non-professional website. I do not provide a service
through it and owe no availability, support, response, compensation, or
other obligation to its visitors or anyone else. Any obligations I have
concerning this website exist only between me and my server host.
Be normal
Browse, enjoy the skeleton cowboy, and do not attempt anything illegal,
destructive, or aggressively weird with this website.
Copyright
Unless stated otherwise, the original code, design, and written content on
this website are protected by copyright. Copying, republishing, or selling
them without permission is not allowed. Inspiration is free; cloning is not.
No promises
This website is provided “as is”. It may change, break, or become temporarily
or permanently unavailable at any moment, without notice, for personal
reasons.
No hidden contract
There are no accounts, purchases, subscriptions, or secret side quests here.
Clicking a button does exactly what the button says—and nothing mystical.